Oscar Humdrum Humbug

I'm bored of the damned entertainment industry. Who didn't know about the Oscars this year. It was Slumdog Millionaire all the way. And it was worse here for me at home here in India where it kicked such a dust storm. They were celebrating the success of "Indianness" at the world's most prestigious award ceremony for films. Let me make things clear, I liked the movie. I'm not here to bash the movie or praise it. It was a good movie. Danny's an excellent director and I knew it from 28 days later. That is all.

What I'm pissed at is the Academy. The attitude of the Academy. Why is it some tutty fruity artsy movie about gay people, misery, or some goombah of the sort have to win ? Why wasn't "The Dark Knight" nominated for more awards and won more ? I'm glad Heath Ledger won his Oscar for the Joker. But honestly, if he was alive and up against a character who was gay he would've lost. Mind you.

The academy is obsessed with all the afore mentioned rubbish. They really need to honour the cool characters man. Here's what I propose, make the Oscars cool starting with the statuette like the afore picture.

God is the greatest prankster.

Its ironic that we're all unique . Absolute bastard the guy who thought of this prank on us.

Random ............

I've been studying mad stuff. Really. I had a chapter called Random Numbers. For the sake of the reader, I have broken down the gist of the chapter into a conversation between two friends Binky and Bonky (I'm a bit creatively constipated right now, don't hate me. )

Binky: I have this mad chapter man, its called random numbers. Its rubbish !!

Bonky: How hard can it be ?? I mean its just numbers which are random.

Binky: Yeah they are. But usually the random numbers you use come from a bloody formula to generate random numbers.

Bonky: So ??

Binky: Which means that they're not really random numbers because they have a formula and can be predicted. So they're not random numbers they're just pretending to be random numbers. They're pseudo random numbers !

Bonky: Oh okay so they seem like random numbers. Thats good enough right ?

Binky: No it isn't.

Bonky: Then what do you need to do ??

Binky: I need to test the not so random numbers if they're random enough. And I have a bunch of weird ass tests for it.

Bonky: Your course is useless you know that right ?

Binky: Absolutely.

Bonky: Wanna get some coffee ??

Binky: Sure.

I rest my case.