The Secret To A Healthy life

My family has a history of heart disease. And thanks to a bum named Darwin I'm probably going to get it due to genes. Well I was looking for a way out of this vicious circle which was an unjust fate upon me undeserved. People told me that I need to keep myself healthy. Well I'm no fatso so I can eat as much as I want. But if I didn't keep myself fit I would risk myself to heart disease.

But I have another family genes problem. The dominant "be lazy" gene. No matter what I do I cannot wake my butt up and do something. I tried ... I really tried. I had my dog lick me and wake me up, didn't work. Had three girls call me in the morning to wake me up, didn't work. Had my Dad yell at me, didn't work. Had an four alarms with annoying alarm tones, didn't work. I was at wit's ends. I didn't know what to do. I needed Divine Intervention. And the God lord answered my prayers.

Good things always come in small sizes. I was bestowed with a new cell phone. A Sony Ericsson w830i. To me it was always more than a phone with music. It transformed my life the minute it entered my hands. I listen to my phone when I ride through the chaos that is the city's traffic. And now I'm oblivious to the noises of the traffic. I have no traffic tension!! Therefore cutting down my chances of hypertension and heart disease!!

Another miracle happened to me I was able to wake up all by myself up !! . Just one alarm on my phone !! Normally I hit snooze and go right back to sleep. But now I can go resist hitting that snooze button and go for morning jogs !!, helping me keeping my ticker running. I simply love my phone

Good times have come to me. And I'm thankful to the almighty. Dhanyoshtami. Blessed. Hallelujah. Praise be to Allah.

Bad is Good ... HAHAHA

"Once upon a time, long ago and far away, there was a great battle between Good and Evil. Good was triumphant, and as a result Humanity has lived happily ever after .
But supposing Evil threw the fight ....
And supposing Good cheated .... " - Tom Holt, Paint Your Dragon pg 1

What if we had it all wrong ....
What if all that you believed in turned out as blasphemy. What if the all perfect God was not perfect. To be a biblical basher, wasn't Satan once Lucifer The Bringer of Light (to ignorants Satan was once a Seraphim, the highest echelon on angels). Wasn't God responsible for the creation of everything including everyone's will, the will that went against Him. Dear me where would you go then.

This doubt has occurred in humanity once to many. We follow the philosophy of one Renaissance writer's book, Machiavelli's The Prince. To ignorants the gist of what his book says is as much; A statement or motion is absolutely true until proven false. Think about it the whole legal systems, scientific bodies, investigations, all which we have our faiths in follow this system. Now what if new evidence, proof or facts which would change our view as the absolute truth. What would you consider true?

A few decades ago we held that matter and energy were two absolutely different concepts. The quantum theory and sub atomic studies ripped apart that notion. We now laugh at the people who believe they are not interchangeable.

Law systems work on the principle "Innocent till proven Guilty". A man is considered innocent and a shining example to society until of course someone frames him for some dangerous slander.

People don't like doubt. Change is not welcome. Well its the only thing that keep us going. So the next time you hear a small voice in your head which doubts your "absolute truth", acknowledge it. It just might make you wiser. It just might save your butt. It might make you a moron then you can be sure of that at least.

Thou shalst stay dead thou fiends !!!

Was in my friend's place today watching some third rate horror flick with Lucy Liu called Rise or something like that . Was good fun since it was mindless and had a few nude scenes. Anyway it featured her becoming a vampire.
Now most people don't think vampires exist. But Oh ye heathen souls Satan's greatest victory was making the world believe his evil does not exist. Do not let the blasphemy cloud thy judgement. The Noseferatu roam the lands with mankind completely unaware of their existence. But lo here I shall recount to thee an encounter with their servants doing their bidding and filling their insatiable desire for blood. For they are not far, some you may count upon them as thy closest friends in academic institutions(colleges for morons).
'Twas a sunny afternoon on Monday, Fifth November in the year of the Lord 2007(5th November 2007 A.D., Monday afternoon for morons), as I was making way to the mess for a quick refreshment before I would resume my academic pursuits. When I met a friendly face to whom I share warm feelings with. I began to engage small talk with her I saw a shadow which gave her unnatural will. For she was, upon a piece of parchment, taking names down of people and asking them to give their blood. She used all her skills of persuasion on the vulgar and the commons to "donate to the noble cause". As she tried her skills on my spirit guided by this dark unknown will I sensed that something was amiss and so as to humour her I agreed and made an insignia upon her parchment ( signed up for blood donation for morons).
The thought of her strange behaviour laboured and weighed on my thought and conscience. I decided to resolve this mystery. I learnt by craft and deception that she was working for an order named the NSS headed by an unknown Vampiric lord. The horror chilled the very essence of my soul. They intended to use the blood, the very essence of our life to the pleasure of those soul devoid monsters. I made haste to warn my fellows before it was too late. But alas their minions had turned the stones and found me and with the voice of the undead they recited the speech given to them to bewitch us asking me to donate blood ! They had me from all corners. With no option I made a desperate dash for my life shouting "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FRICKKIN VAMPIRES !!!"
Miraculously I escaped from their grasp. And now here I am warning my fellow humans of the impending doom of this clan that seeks to cloak us with. Beware. You have heard my story.